Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

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Sometimes I remember that David Fincher’s The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest will probably never actually exist, and I get so SAD.

I just made something that isn’t quite risotto and isn’t quite fried rice, but somewhere deliciously in between.

I think this situation qualifies as pure dumb luck.

odinscns:

AU where a Marvel movie doesn’t cause my heart pain for months on end. 

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Happee 34th, Harry! ϟ

Happee 34th, Harry! ϟ

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Tags: harry potter

angiviper:

sharkblade:

Maleficent looked so done like

Bitch Imma bippity boppity boop yo ass to kingdom come

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Tags: maleficent



2014 Met Gala

I HAVE SEEN ZEUS AND HERA IN PHYSICAL FORM

2014 Met Gala

I HAVE SEEN ZEUS AND HERA IN PHYSICAL FORM

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andreaarmua:

S.H.I.E.L.D.fie ;)

andreaarmua:

S.H.I.E.L.D.fie ;)

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